August 2010
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Speech.
While I was cleaning my room looking for spare scraps of paper I’d written poetry on at one point in time or another, I stumbled upon this gem of forced spontaneity. I say that because I had no choice but to write something in 45 minutes. Sadly, I’m not that quick of a thinker. I’m a perfectionist. I write everything down first, and then I proceed to edit and improve until...
Fuck you, I'm going to listen to Justin Bieber if...
I'm awake at almost 6 am, listening to Lionel...
I should try to find something to complain about there, but I don’t think there is anything. Wait, you’re right. There’s an utter lack of dancing to James Brown. I gotcha.
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I just woke up from a dream.
I walked into an empty lake house full of acquaintances, yet no one I knew all that well. It was a chill spot but I still felt like a bit of an outcast. Sure I gave daps and hugs to about 80% of the people just lounging around…but something felt incomplete.
I made my way through the house and looked out the window. I was greeted with bright sunshine and an empty dock leading right into the...
We were friends, a long time ago. Laughing, rapping, chasing girls…obeying...
– Preacher (Cooley High, 1975)
Were I Pygmalion or God
I would make you exactly as you are…in all...
– Walter Benton
She's not into me. I guess I just ain't come up...
Robot Unicorn Attack →
I just played this game for half an hour. Shit’s fun, no lie.
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I love it when girls smile and their eyes pretty...
Happy bornday Michael Jackson.
Rest in peace to a legend. Celebrate life, not death.
She makes dudes with big vocabularies be at a lack...
There are times when I'm in the mood to just start...
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My penis gets in the way when I sleep on my...
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Your chick; chest flat, ass flat, look the same...
WHERE IS MY DAMN RESET BUTTON?
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Gripe of the Day: "Streetwear" Edition.
I know it’s 11 in the morning and I have yet to sleep, but the topic popped in my head after browsing a few of the sites I used to frequent and a few of the new ones as well.
From what I’ve noticed lately, kids are jumping on the hype all over the place. I’m assuming the sudden influx of Jordan retros in the past couple of years or so have contributed to this in some way....
I totally see a future with you...like with...
I'm a magician. All I have to do is tell a girl I...
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When I'm bored or feeling stupid, I think of...
Case and point:
If you ever step to this Asian male that tasers whales, you’re silly. Just take your loss and forfeit.
It’s pretty much your fate to fail on a major scale, like you’re Filipino law enforcement.
Holla atcha boy!
Yes, I know my syllables are hella stretched and the internal rhyme is pointless in the setup. But trust, I could have done so much worse. And btw,...
HELP ME TO 13 PLEASE!!!1
flatlinemillado:
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We probably do. Which might take a while because I woud end up being too lazy. Any chance we can find Korean ninjas? I can probably survive with Korean, not Japanese.
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OR, they could admire us coming all the way and looking for them. Then they would train us in the ninja arts. Then we’d be ninjas too. And when we come back to Canada we would pretend to be like we were before, but at night time we’ll do superawesome ninja things.
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Circus folk all the way. But ninja’s aren’t freaks! They’re just sicker than your average human being haha. Let’s go to Japan and look for ninjas!
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wheresthecamilleon asked: Definitely! To be different is just so much more enticing. "Freaks" have different opinions, expressions, likes, dislikes and experiences that are just so new and odd and sometimes off that it's fascinating!
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Fuck the stars, I'm flying to Neptune. I'll get...
The last time I got stuck in a booby trap. I was...
What does it mean to be a boss? It means second...
Fuck your Nicki Minaj. Can I have my Jean Grae, MC...
Please?
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I'm a sucker for girls with dimples.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use...
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Even though I don't like anyone at the time, I end...
A poet I met at the BAM! Youth Slam just told me...
When that comes from another poet, I find it all the more flattering. Because more than somebody liking the words that come out of my mouth and what I write down, it’s a fellow artist respecting your craft. Even more so if they’re good at it too. Best believe that I’ll be looking to drop bombs at the slam on September 15th to solidify myself a spot in the semifinals. Too bad I...
There's a part of me that really loves Asian...
Actually, that’s all of me. Nevermind.