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RANDOM FACT #05: Okay, I know that this is amazingly cheesy…but here it is. I started writing letters for my future wife. Yep. It’s basically things that I don’t think I’ll be able to tell her when we’re actually married, things I should tell her, things I might forget with everything that would be happening, things like that. Like I said…hella cheesy. But I...
Beautiful nice girls dating ugly, normal jerks.
flatlinemillado: Something I will never understand. Honey, you’re amazing, and you deserve way better. Co-sign. But don’t get it twisted, I don’t think I’m the best…I just think I’m better than. LOL
flatlinemillado: “Hey! Let’s all be poets! Yeah, I’m gonna get all the girls when they read my amazing rhyme schemes!” No, this isn’t a hype. Please don’t over saturate it. Sorry, Something that’s been bothering me. I AM NOT A SLAM POET… I MOTHERFUCKING SLAM POETS!
I really want to do a writing collab.
saywhatsamantha: Two writing heads makes for great results. So do I. But all the poetry team pieces or collaborations I have ever tried have always ended up failing and not getting done.
RANDOM FACT #04: I have a white blankie that I’ve had since I was 2 that my grandma gave me. I hav trouble sleeping without it. I doubt most of you knew that. That is all. Yeah, I’m weird.
RANDOM FACT #03: If you didn’t know, I do spoken word and rap a bit on the side. Now here comes the random fact. I do entire freestyle battle verses when I’m in the shower. And on occasion I’ll just end up brainstorming entire pieces or concepts. Most of the best lines in some of my poems have come from the shower. I know all the creative types can relate to this! But yeah,...
The most truest thing in life
jaayroyy: nobody rilly talks about the Minnesota Timberwolves. They usually talk about the Cavs, Celtics, Lakers even the damn Nets. Never the Wolves. Never. I was actually thinking of naming them instead of the Nets. But everyone relates the Nets better to their crappy record. They’ll be better next year though. Ricky Rubio’s coming, and with Al Jefferson and Kevin Love healthy,...
NBA FINALS 2010 , reblog with your team...
jaayroyy: foreversoshi9: fuckyeahthebestsnsdblog: clei-hearts-snsd: choirobin: clei-hearts-snsd: foreversoshi9: clei-hearts-snsd: BOSTON! WHAT?! LAKERS FTW! FFFFUUU Boston~ =DDD YEAH ..NOW SOMEONE IS ON MY SIDE! Lakers. LOL *high fives Steven* HELL YEAH! LAKERS! Boston.Celtics. New Jersey Nets!
Sorry, I can't hear what you're saying.
flatlinemillado: karlcalv: My swag is too loud. (via superduperjustin)
UFC 114. LET'S GET IT BUMPIN' BRUV!
Okay, we get it, people are jerks.
flatlinemillado: Girls are jerks. Boys are jerk. For every person, the opposite sex is going to bring them drama. That is the inevitable truth. Don’t give up on love because of 1, or 2, or 3 bad experiences. Yes, there is so much bullshit. Everyone’s going to get it. Don’t expect the perfect girl/boy to share perfect moments with. This isn’t the notebook, this is real life. Life is full of shit....
Never underestimate the power of destiny. Because when you least expect it, the...– How I Met Your Mother Season 2 (via quote-book)
I wanna make you smile whenever you’re sad, carry you around when your arthritis...– The wedding singer (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
My momma says alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth…but no...
"I'M USED TO BEING A LOSER, BUT YOU...I THINK...
rare form: I want a girl who: →
is equally as awkward as me. So you know, it balances out. Or rather, negates each other like multiplying 2 negatives. can accept that fact that I get angry, sleep it off, and come back more in love then ever. I don’t hold grudges, but don’t catch me immediately after a fight. has the cutest… I am Marcus, and I approve of the message found in this list.
I think a girl is perfect when she...
Is cute or pretty. Not hot or sexy. Doesn’t swear…or at least tries not to. Doesn’t drink or smoke. I’m totally against it in a girlfriend. Gives good, meaningful hugs. Crinkles her nose. I think it’s amazingly cute. Makes me wish that our conversations never ended. Has a comfy head that I can lean my head on when I’m sitting next to her. Will tell me...
boo, you whore.: i want a boy who: →
is taller even when I’m in 3 inch heels…… (I remember in grade 7 when someone said “oh, that’s not that difficult”… I grew… it’s difficult) will understand my mood swings during my monthly gift from Mother Nature. is not skinnier than me because that is just odd. smells good. I am NOT… I am Marcus and I approve of this message and the type of guy Agatha is looking for. Just saying.
Being an agoraphobic adrenaline junkie would be...
RANDOM FACT #02: My dream job used to be a chef. And my greatest accomplishment would have been to do an episode of Iron Chef America. That, and start up 3 five-star restaurants, with at least one being in Japan or Korea. And I used to think Mario Batali was the coolest chef ever ‘cos he was so chill and laid back. Now I want to be an English teacher in high school…or a flight...
Whatever happened to 'boy likes girl, girl like...
late night calls & walks along beaches: Story by... →
HELLO KITTY DIES IN HELL :’( POOR HOBO WHO DOES NOT WASH THE BOTTOM OF HIS TITTIES AND BUTTOCKS BECAUSE HE LIKES KEEPING DIRT UNDER THE BEAUTIFUL FOLDS OF HIS BODAAAAAAY! BECAUSE HE ENJOYS HIS NECKROLLS THAT JIGGLE ALONG WITH HIS THEME SONG WHICH ODDLY SOUNDS LIKE ORANGUTANS DYING FROM HELL… WOW. We’re losers. LOLOL
So, in the same vein as the homie Brian Millado, I decided to post random facts about myself that I think a lot of you don’t know about me. Or even ones that I don’t know about myself, if I find any of those. All for the sake of letting you all know me better, whether you want to or not. I’ll probably post about 1 a day, maybe 2 or even 5. Depends on what I find or want to talk...